Dirty Blue Widgets is proud to announce it’s expansion into China.

This will mean big changes for the team here and we have some very exciting news for all you loyal widget fans across the globe.

The Dirty Blue Widgets team is proud to announce the launch of three brand new products which we feel sure will tickle you pink!

We are proud to introduce:

1. Dirty Red Widgets

2. Dirty Yellow Widgets

3. Dirty Green Widgets

4. Dirty Maroon Widgets

Our proudest achievement to date… if I don’t mind saying so myself.

As with Dirty Blue Widgets…all our new widgets are guaranteed for “eternity” so you can pass them on to your seed ad infinitum and have a family heirloom that’s build to last forever.

To celebrate our launch for the next 24 hours you can get 2 widgets for the price of 1….

You heard me right….2 widgets of your choice for only $2,000,000 dollars….now that’s a deal.

So come on over to Dirty Blue Widgets and get yourself the gift of a lifetime….and then some…..